im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
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I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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