I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
we should paint friendship bongs
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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