I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
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It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
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Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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