He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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