WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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