you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
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we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
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You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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