So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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