Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
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We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
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at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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