Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
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