i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
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he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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