therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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