Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I'm both gender and math confused
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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