Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
