It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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