do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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