school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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