I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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