no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
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Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
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You are a booty call, not a friend.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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