how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
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can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
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I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize