Do you still have your period?
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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