doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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