there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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