so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
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she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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