Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Randomize
