im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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