love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Randomize
