it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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