You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
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