i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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