On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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