Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
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Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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