who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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