shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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