I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Holy shit dude........stairs
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