I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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