that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
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The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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