Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
This is not my ceiling
dude i'm inner monologue high
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
