we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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