I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
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