I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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