And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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