Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
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I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
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bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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