We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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