I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
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On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I have tasted many bathrooms
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