shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
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So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
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I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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