After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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