I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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