I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
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I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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