Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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