I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
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Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
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The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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