I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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