She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
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How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
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Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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