If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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