hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
