If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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