I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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