K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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