We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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