You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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